Posts Tagged ‘Weihnachten’

星期五, 十二月 24th, 2010

I wish you a Merry Christmas and always a barrier-free life!

Currently we have a snow drift, I am snowed in, so what.

I am glad that everything is prepared for the Christmas dinner!

 

Christmas Tree 2010 Part II

星期日, 十二月 19th, 2010

对不起,此内容只适用于Deutsch

Christmas Tree 2010 Part I

星期六, 十二月 18th, 2010

对不起,此内容只适用于Deutsch

Christmas Party 2010

星期五, 十二月 17th, 2010

对不起,此内容只适用于Deutsch

Fax to my general practitioner!

星期二, 十一月 30th, 2010

Wishlist

Dear Ladies,
Please send me the following prescription:
Voltaren Emulgel 1 kg
Have a nice Advent season!

My dispenser!


Voltaren in 200 gram tubes is for kids.
With 1 kg I just get through Christmas season.

 

Translator BL

Technical Aids Tips and Tricks V

星期二, 三月 2nd, 2010

It is always a little difficult to switch on and off electric devices sitting in a wheelchair.

There are always missing the commonly known 2 cm.
Not 1 cm, or 5 cm?
There are always 2 cm.

I have the theory that this results from mass inertia, momentum and black holes.

Here is the solution:

remote-controlled electrical sockets!!!

A remote-controlled Christmas Tree lighting is quite nice.

(see other blogpost)

Radio coverage allegedly until 25 m. (Probably only at full moon on April 1st).

You can get regularly special offers for a pack of 4!
(15 €, not much more.)

If you buy the pack of 4 twice from the same manufacturer, you should change the radio frequency with the little DIP switches, (in German) also known as

mice piano

.

It might happen otherwise that the toilet light is switched on together with the coffee machine.

Well, maybe not so bad after all… let’s think about it again…

It is not complicated to change the switches.
Every quadriplegic who manages it should get a piece of cake or two from his occupational therapist.

Serious safety instruction:
Please always consider the max. switching power, around 1000 watt.
Never connect an electric heater, around 2000 watt!!!
The switches get hot and might start burning.

I have experimentally connected an electric heater, the electrical socket didn’t survive!!!

Should there be any difficulties with playing the keys (setting the switches) I am at your disposal as professional ”piano tutor” .

Have fun with the piano lesson.

Translator BL

 

星期四, 十二月 24th, 2009

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