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Posts Tagged ‘Crazy Flash’
End of the world today 21.12.2012
星期五, 十二月 21st, 2012Crazy Flash XVII
星期四, 十二月 20th, 2012After 15 years of shift work as pedestrian and now since 5 years as frequent driver in a wheelchair I could be addressed by this sign.
I am said to bang my head against a wall sometimes, but a sign directing to the wall is even new to me
“Passing for handicapped and shift-workers only”
What might be hidden behind the wall???
Click on tag “Signs”, there is more to see…
Thanks to Thomas B. for this snapshot.
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Crazy Flash XVII
星期二, 十月 23rd, 2012My favourite wheeler joke 
A blind, a deaf and a wheeler stand at the river Jordan.
Then a voice speaks to them:
Swim through the river, and you will experience a miracle.
The wheeler is pushing the blind first to the right direction, and he falls into the water.
He swims to the other side and calls out loud, I can see again, I can see again.
Now it’s the turn of the deaf, when he comes out of the water he cries out lout, I can hear again!!!
The wheeler jumps into the water, he just makes it to the other side without drowning.
When he comes up the bank, he calls out loud:
Yippie… a set of “new tyres”,… a set of “new tyres”…!!!
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Crazy Flash XVI
星期三, 八月 22nd, 2012At the very first moment, nothing special strikes out from this sign.
(Someone has written on it: Attention! Stupid Kids!)
On closer examination I was in doubt for an instant if I didn’t confuse my pills in the morning…
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Crazy Flash XV
星期一, 七月 23rd, 2012Through the website as pretended comments to the blogposts I am continuously bombarded with “Spams” from the entire world.
This website of the
Pest-Control-Las Vegas
you have to see!!
La cucaracha, la cucaracha…
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Crazy Flash XIV
星期五, 四月 20th, 2012to catch so!!!
Find of the Week
星期日, 四月 8th, 2012Advert
Original and unopened item!
A cup of probably still delicious
MAMA noodles
in “Palo-Duck” flavour, still from my pedestrian times, for sale.
I am parting with a heavy heart from this emergency ration!
Because there is no “best before” date on it, the content should still be in an acceptable condition. A must for each gourmet…
The visual deformations of the cup are caused by the momentum.
Product will go for the best offer. In the comment please!!!
Funny which stuff one can find in the store-room
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Crazy Flash XIII
星期六, 三月 10th, 2012Creative Wheelchair Icons
Self-driver or Non-pusher
Seat for Headless
Proud holder of the Wheelchair Swim-again Seahorse Swimming Award
(see older blog) 
Therapy Table Loser
–42–
Test Driver
Cheery Wheel Blade Skier
Professional Apple Juice Tester
Pavement Cleaning Service
Human Rear Drive
Foot Brakeman
Longlife Wheelchair Performance Test 
Backward Flyer
If you have other nice symbols e-mail as usual to rollinator@eigude.de
No Comment..!!
星期二, 三月 6th, 2012When I was watching the fine art of women’s beach volleyball (of course out of sporting interest only) from the beach promenade in Los Cristianos in Tenerife, two elderly ladies came by and addressed me in English. They wanted to give me such an Anglo-Saxon information brochure.
The women are playing on the left field
I had a specific presentiment and said to the ladies that my English is not the best. It turned out quickly that the ladies were German.
Because I stood next to a small wall and they blocked my escape – I didn’t want to drive over their feet with my harnessed Minitrac – I got involved into a little chat with them.
Finally they gave me a German brochure about stressed and overworked physicians… eh…!!!
Well, since my accident 2007 I am quite familiar with this subject, but mainly from the perspective of a hospital bed during the ward round.
Just another two years, and I will know more physicians than there are beer brands in Germany.
By taking a closer look into the information material I had to grin a little about the up-to-dateness, have a look yourself:
Unbelievable but true:
Edition January 2005,
At that time I was still pedestrian!
(Translator’s note: German readers immediately recognize “Awakening”, the magazine of Jehovah’s Witnesses in Germany)
Well, strictly speaking the first edition of the bible wasn’t published yesterday either!
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Crazy Flash XII
星期六, 一月 21st, 2012
Frontpage
Hit and Run!
Crazy Flash Part XI
星期二, 一月 10th, 2012Spanish riddle
I`m puzzled, who is allowed to do what on this beach???
Phantastic that there is no wheelchair-symbol posted on this sign!!!
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Insider Tips for Disabled Parking Place Occupiers
星期五, 十二月 2nd, 2011Crazy Flash Part X
星期日, 十一月 6th, 2011That a 40 year old wheelchair user is put on the scrap heap is more than just a rumour, especially if you receive a pension.
On inquiry at the travel agency about possible assistance at the holiday destination I was referred to a
Service for Elderly People
German Nursing Service
That gave me something to think about…
Crazy Flash Part IX
星期二, 九月 27th, 2011It is often claimed that women cannot park and men cannot find the butter in the fridge!!!
I leave this theory uncommented.
After years of intensive studies of human behaviour I came to the statistic, scientifically provable result that women predominantly feel the desire for champagne and wine, whereas men, no matter from which parts of the country they are, can’t resist the temptation of a weiss beer.
The visual similarity of a
weiss beer glass with a Y chromosome
is striking.
I additionally support this theory crystal-clear with the fact that wine and champagne glasses rather resemble an X chromosome.
This evolutionary association is more than obvious.
With this irrevocable fact I strive for reference at the “Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences“ in Stockholm!
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Testbericht neuartiges Rolli-Lenksystem
星期三, 八月 24th, 2011对不起，此内容只适用于Deutsch。
