Posts Tagged ‘Gejammer’

Chock Part XII

星期三, 十月 19th, 2011


Today only moaning!!!

After 3 weeks of permanent lying in a hospital bed I was glad to be home again.
I knew that the whole situation with broken leg and orthosis would be a little inconvenient in everyday life, and usually I see everything quite sportingly, but the quantity of small and big fouls can hardly be compensated even with larger amounts of pills.
It’s hard to believe how a broken leg which is anyway “standing” useless on the footrest or stool can bother you.

Thus I haven’t written a new blogpost for a couple of days due to lack of time.
Although I have a customized car with hand throttle I can’t use it because the broken leg has to be constantly rested in an elevated position so that it won’t swell, great…
Outside trips are not possible with the tank wheelchair (see last blogpost). Well, now the weather is quite crappy anyway.
If you have finally reached the desk with the leg on the flower stool to do something useful the printer paper is empty, or you can’t reach the correspondence in the filing basket any more.

Because I “may” lie in my bed frequently and early and my finger function is quite crappy anyway I thought the acquisition of a tablet PC with touch screen instead of a laptop with internet connection via WLAN for the bedroom would be quite smart. For everybody who suffers from chronic boredom I recommend an Acer 500 with Android operating system. This thing is comparable to an iPad.

Synchronization with my Windows PC is possible, but you “just” have to look for suitable apps out of perceived 2 million in the internet first and install them. New job profile: Certified App Finder, this would be something nice. Then feed this multimedia device with some data, connect to the router, and lying about in the bedroom is possible with world connection as well.

My home network router might bring WiFi connection through the complete Gobi desert, but in a reasonable reinforced concrete building with iron door cases in which I live it ends from office to bedroom after 9 meters. Great…

A second router is quickly organized, but about the installation of it as WLAN repeater I will write a scientific essay some time and submit it to Stockholm.

I was momentarily willing to return my certificate as electronic technician to the chamber of commerce. Is that possible???

With all the wire mess I had managed in the meantime that a cable got entangled in the spokes of my wheelchair so that it was not possible to move neither back nor forth any more.

So, enough moaning, now I will dedicate myself to the chaos caused in the office, it can be only a matter of days…

Translator BL


Jammer, Jammer, Jammer

星期三, 十一月 25th, 2009

Ich musste im Krankenhaus erleben, dass der eine
Rollifahrer nach seinem nächsten Morphiumpflaster
Ein anderer spielte von Morgens bis spät in die Nacht
Computer und ein dritter sitzt im Winter mit
einer Plastikangel zu Hause vor dem Fernseher und
wartet, bis der Fisch anbeißt
(kein Scherz: Angeln 2008 für PS2). Diesen


hat mir meine Frau mit dem Kommentar ins Bad im Krankenhaus gestellt:

Es ist egal was Du machst wenn Du wieder zu Hause bist,
aber mach was und geangelt wird nicht

Vergeudet nicht eure Zeit mit jammern, sonst erzähl ich
euch ein bisschen was, oder besucht einmal eine
Rückenmarksstation im Krankenhaus.
Mindestaufenthaltsdauer 6 Monate ohne Reha.

Genießt den „Aufrechten Gang“ und fahrt keine
Japanischen Autos.
Alles Schrott wenn es mal darauf ankommt.