Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category
Thursday, March 31st, 2011
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I am looking for a text for this picture since weeks!
When “Tracy”, an employee of a store for medical supply next door to a wheelchair hotel on Tenerife drove out of the lobby with this vehicle I was completely perplexed, and I had tears of laughter.
I introduce it, probably the first world wide
Electric Inko Scooter
Tracy is a male nurse and makes everybody laugh with his sweet-and-crazy manner.
This guy is awesome, we need more of these!.
Look carefully, Winnie Pooh meets Mowgli 
Tags:Shower Commode Chair, Technical Aids, Kanaren / Mittelmeer, Mar y Sol, Wheelchair, Medical Supply Store, Scooter, Tenerife, Holiday
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Monday, February 28th, 2011
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Technically speaking, this construction of rolling scaffold and garden chair can be considered as
Wheelchair.
(applicable for refurbishment of wall and ceiling)
But seriously:
Out of these garden chairs real wheelchairs are built for third world countries.
See homepage:
Tags:Wheelchair, Tenerife
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Wednesday, January 19th, 2011
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Last night the peak of the high water in Frankfurt was reached.
That’s clear, we have full moon!
Sample Moon
(image similar)
Quiz: What’s wrong with this picture?
Comments requested!
Translator BL
Tags:Moon, Water
Posted in General, Comedy, Various | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
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As you can read in my “fairy tales”
I am regularly going nuts.
There only a
TESTICLE CUSHION
can help.
Bildquelle (Dr.Paul Koch)
There is a suitable medical device for almost everything.
Translator BL
Tags:Crazy Flash
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Saturday, December 18th, 2010
Sorry, this entry is only available in Deutsch.
Tags:Car and Hand Throttle, Frankfurt, Snow, Tips and Tricks, Christmas
Posted in General, Comedy, Various, Simply great, Tips and Tricks, Winter | No Comments »
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
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Wishlist
Dear Ladies,
Please send me the following prescription:
Voltaren Emulgel 1 kg
Have a nice Advent season!
My dispenser!
Voltaren in 200 gram tubes is for kids.
With 1 kg I just get through Christmas season.
Translator BL
Tags:Doctor, Crazy Flash, Christmas
Posted in General, Comedy, Various | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
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This sign kindly indicates that the way ends 100 meters further ahead on the mole at the sea.
If you are not Jesus of Nazareth, it is also dead end for any pedestrian.
Tags:Kanaren / Mittelmeer, Minitrac, Wheelchair, Sign, Tenerife, Holiday
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Thursday, October 7th, 2010
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We wheelers are often treated a little childlike.
I am not annoyed with anybody if he is patting my head in the last moment of saying goodbye.
That’s just the way it is if you are just 1,38 m small.
But if it will ever occur to anyone to spit on a tissue to wipe a spot off my face then only steel-toed boots protect him from my wheels.
For the city of Frankfurt all wheelers seem to be like children.
In the zoo a playground was built especially for us active wheelers. Actually this signage can’t be interpreted differently.
active wheeler’s playground
Translator BL
Tags:Frankfurt, Sign
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Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
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Although I am in possession of a valid driving licence for a car adapted with hand throttle (see older blogpost), I have never made a
wheeler driving test,
otherwise I would know this
floor labeling in connection with a parking restriction sign
in the middle of the street for sure.
“except ambulance vehicles”
I don’t understand it.
It is not a labeled disabled parking place.
Could it be the parking position for an ambulance vehicle driven by a wheelchair user?
Is a wheelchair a vehicle for the sick?
Help me, I’m confused…
Translator BL
Tags:Handicap Parking, Frankfurt, Sign
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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010
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The most odd stories happen to us wheelers.
Here is a great story from… let’s call her Maria:
Yesterday at the groceries:
In our shopping center there is a big supermarket,
nice staff, very helpful.
Regularly trainees at the counter who are asking
if they may pack your groceries.
I am rolling through the cashier with a
big water melon
(I could live on these tasty things, yummy!)
and a
zucchini.
I pay, everything alright.
Then the question of the ca. 18-year-old trainee:
“Are you OK, or shall I pop it in for you?”
I am looking at the melon and the zucchini and alternately at him…
…laughed myself into stitches… and answer:
“Neither one nor the other, thanks.”
But you may pack the melon and the zucchini into the net behind my back.
With such friendly staff you are happy to come back!
Translator BL
Tags:Crazy Flash, Shopping
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Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
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Die derzeitige miserable schlechte Wirtschaftslage zwingt Städte und Kommunen neue Wege zu beschreiten.
Die Kassen sind leer.
Alle neu eingestellten Mitarbeiter der Berufsfeuerwehr mĂĽssen jetzt ihre
Einsatzfahrzeuge
in Heimarbeit selbst anfertigen.
Das THW hat ähnliche Schwierigkeiten.
Hier Modell “Frankfurt” mit Wegfahrsperre.
An der Feuerbeständigkeit wird noch gearbeitet.
Tags:Crazy Flash, Fire, Firefighters, THW (disaster relief organization)
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Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
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Don’t drink and drive
is a matter of course for us wheelers.
A Hessian brewery has now launched the first
Wheeler’s Pint.
Non-alcoholic and isotonic
all what the body needs.
Side effects such as mocking, sneering, head-shaking and chronic taste definition search are guaranteed.
Resemblances and interactions with beer don’t have to be feared.
Isotonic: Sport drinks having the same mineral concentration like body fluids (Source Wikipedia).
Which body fluids do they mean? Yuk!!!
Translator BL
Tags:Beer, Crazy Flash, Bottles, Drink
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